Ralph's Quote Collection

Ralph's Quote Collection

Some of my favorite bits of wisdom and humor are collected here for your reading pleasure and edification.

Short Quotes
Short quotes I've gathered from various places.
Slang Terms
Amusing slang terms, technically oriented.
Pi Poems
Handy on Pi-day every year: 3/14 (best read at 1:59)
Klingon Programers
Top 12 things heard if you worked with a Klingon Programmer.
Heisenbug
A defintion.
On Keeping an Open Mind
Quotes to remind one to pay attention to new ideas.
Anagram Fun
Some humorous anagrams of my name and a web site to create them.
Is Bill Gates the Anti-Christ?
Some distinctly non-scientific information.
Yankonics
A new language dielect for New England...
The DEC Holy Grail
Somewhere in Maynard....
Work Smart
This may ring familar with software developers...
The Evolution of a Programmer
An amusing collection of source code examples.
If HAL were a Pentium
A humorous rewrite of the 2001 script.
Rating the Dinosaurs
A humorous rating of several popular creatures.
Administratium
A new element is discovered.
Baby Man Page
Finally, the necessary details.
If Operating Systems Were Beer
A humorous analogy.
If Operating Systems Were Airlines
Yet another humorous analogy.
The Technical Seuss
What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals?
Twas the Night Before Christmast
Bill takes control of Christmas...
Diary of a Cat
Life from the other side...
Y Chromosome Map
A humorous fake chromosome map

Ralph L. Vinciguerra - 20000924